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Trolls

Postby espiritus » Fri Dec 22, 2017 10:18 am

Trolls are best roasted on a spit after being thoroughly stewed in their own juices. Best to heat them up, get them steaming, then lob off their head (slowly) with a butter knife.

There are times I wish I had Mikal's patience for their shenanigans. There are other times when I'm glad I don't.

Troll stew anyone?
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Re: Trolls

Postby Rasa » Fri Dec 22, 2017 2:55 pm

Troll stew...Hm. That probably would have been yummy for the pot-luck at work today for Festivus or whatever the eff reason we celebrate being so damn cold! (I've been wearing 2 pair of socks and leg warmers for weeks now and the cold snap doesn't seem to be letting up. Maybe if I wore a bikini...)

The only cute troll is the plastic kind with the fuzzy, brightly colored hair. So unless you're that type, stay away!
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Re: Trolls

Postby Immortalis Animus » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:01 pm

espiritus wrote:Trolls are best roasted on a spit after being thoroughly stewed in their own juices. Best to heat them up, get them steaming, then lob off their head (slowly) with a butter knife.

There are times I wish I had Mikal's patience for their shenanigans. There are other times when I'm glad I don't.

Troll stew anyone?


I consider trolls a challenge. There have been a few through these doors over the years and they seldom last long. The best way I've found to deal with them is to show them their own reflection (accurately and without emotional response), at which point they generally run for the hills, slip-sliding through their own droppings as they flee.
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